wartortles: the definition of a douche bag is a guy who makes a gif of himself lickinghis lips
roseplated: CAN I INJECT THIS ALBUM INTO MY BLOODSTREAM
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if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
daftpostpunk: post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it no more selfies allowed blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted heroin will be legalized george bush will become president again stock market will crash korea will blow the US up world war 3
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asirenscalling: I swear everything Kendall does is perfect to me. I love this boy too much.
falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers
paulsgroovypalace: sometimes i forget i have followers like i post something and people see it???? real people?????? in real???? places?????? who are you?????????????????????? hello yes i run blog
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darrynek: hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder this bitch killed my vibe
thegreatkhaleesi: thegreatkhaleesi: TEEN WOLF T E E N W O L F